no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
