She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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