At least make sure they are 18
Why
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Randomize
