She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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