porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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