That's intense
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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