How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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