I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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