your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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