In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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