After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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