I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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