Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
this boner is exhausting
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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