Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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