omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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