she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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