Nicole vs. Life
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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