well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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