There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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