google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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