your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Randomize
