Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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