I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
