i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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