What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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