Your tits are I can't wait for
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
My vagina is very pro this idea
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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