Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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