let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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