I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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