Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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