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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I wear drunk well.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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