For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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