He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
we made out on top of his cat.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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