WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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