Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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