they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
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you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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