Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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