the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Randomize
