I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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