And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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