i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I intend to get homeless drunk
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
