I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
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Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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