I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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