evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
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