pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
FUCK WHALES
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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