Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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