You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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