I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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