i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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