how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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