She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
