brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
where are my eyebrows?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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