My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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