Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Alive.
So much puke
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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