you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This girl is more easily done than said...
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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