what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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